Country Dictionary

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drainpipes

tight jeans worn by emo's or wannabemo's who wear bootcut jeans and say omg look at my new drainpipes...

omg he looks so bad, short people don't suit drainpipes.

by x..char....x November 23, 2006

drainpipe

What you call someone of they are a complete chancer.

Your're a drainpipe

by Uncle Gay September 10, 2003

Drainpipe Boner

An erection gained whilst wearing drainpipes, also known as skinny jeans.

Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.

Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.

Something to be avoided if it can be helped.

Dude, I pity Steve for getting that Drainpipe Boner in front of sally last week.

Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!

by DaveZeroZero May 30, 2007

Afghan Drainpipe

When a middle eastern man (typically from Afghanistan) drills a hole in each side of the head, turning the blood and Brain matter into liquid, and then proceeds to pee through one hole and out the other.

Did you hear Ricky got caught by the taliban and Mohammed gave him the ol Afghan drainpipe

by Lardtoe January 03, 2021

drainpipe jeans

jeans which are very tight or skinny. simples

i bought some drainpipe jeans

those drainpipes are very expensive

by your mum is fit December 13, 2009

alaskan drainpipe

The act of having a shit, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

'Last night, I caught my wife playing with an alaskan drainpipe in the bedroom.'

'I looked in the freezer and found my daughter's alaskan drainpipe setting.'

by thatguydave May 27, 2014

Bathgate Drainpipe

The act of peeing in a girl's bum, then having here fart over your face, thus covering you in your own urine, like standing under a burst drainpipe

This regular anal sex isn't doing it for me, I'm gonna need a Bathgate Drainpipe to get off

by Biblical Fartings January 26, 2011