A fork of Rural Dictionary
tight jeans worn by emo's or wannabemo's who wear bootcut jeans and say omg look at my new drainpipes...
omg he looks so bad, short people don't suit drainpipes.
An erection gained whilst wearing drainpipes, also known as skinny jeans.
Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.
Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.
Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Dude, I pity Steve for getting that Drainpipe Boner in front of sally last week.
Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!
When a middle eastern man (typically from Afghanistan) drills a hole in each side of the head, turning the blood and Brain matter into liquid, and then proceeds to pee through one hole and out the other.
Did you hear Ricky got caught by the taliban and Mohammed gave him the ol Afghan drainpipe
jeans which are very tight or skinny. simples
i bought some drainpipe jeans
those drainpipes are very expensive
The act of having a shit, freezing it and using it as a dildo.
'Last night, I caught my wife playing with an alaskan drainpipe in the bedroom.'
'I looked in the freezer and found my daughter's alaskan drainpipe setting.'
The act of peeing in a girl's bum, then having here fart over your face, thus covering you in your own urine, like standing under a burst drainpipe
This regular anal sex isn't doing it for me, I'm gonna need a Bathgate Drainpipe to get off