A fork of Rural Dictionary
A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have? Employee: Excuse me? Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have? Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda? Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!
Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station* You: *is uncool*