Country Dictionary

The area between the scrotum see "nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.

That bitch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire

a number between five and six

"one, two, three, four, five, durf, six, seven."
"fifteen, durfteen, sixteen."
"fiftynine, durftyone, durftytwo, durftythree..."

Noun: a name for the hair that grows on the taint (see also; taint or gooch)

see also "taint knot"

Your gooch looks nasty, bro. You need to trim the durf.

1) when your having sex and you fart, and a little piece of shit slides down your leg and on to ur partner.

2) when you miss shots on goal when playing soccer.

EXAMPLES:

1) did u hear Austin Durfed last night on top of Jen.

2) ha,ha, Austin Durfed it again he never makes it.

A state of mind and body that is incepted after a long night of partying in which causes you to lose all grasp on reality and procastinate to your maximum capability. Common side affects are: Hands in pants for extended amount of time, continous gas release, temptation to consumption of "couch pizza", refusal of changing your pants you pissed in hours ago, allergies to any light source, smelling like a foot, upsett stomach, and Diarrhea.

I'm durfin hard dude.

I'm in a strange state of durf.
hey man! whats ya doin?...Durfin

An acronym for Dump, Unfriend, Remove, and Forget. Often used to express feelings about someone else's companion, girlfriend, boyfriend, etc.

You sooo need to durf him.

A homosexual who is afraid of being identified as gay, who goes out of their way to appear straight.

Steve - "Hey guys let's go to Hooters after the ball game"

Dave - "Why? So you can check out our boners you big durf!"