A fork of Rural Dictionary
this fruit smells like feet,gasoline,and fart mixed togeather... the first time u eat it.. it tastes HORRIBLE. most however are lured back to the smelly fruit for some odd reason and become addicted
this durian smells like my ass but it tastes amazing
A spiny purple fruit that literally smells like turpentine, sweaty gym sock, and goat shit.
I have always joked about the odor, never having experienced it. The last trip to Malaysia, my hotel housekeeper left a durian treat for me and my Malaysian girlfriend. She gobbled it right up. I gagged and ordered her to brush her teeth before she was allowed near me. I had to seal the uneaten durian in one of the cupboards to avoid the odor.
When one has been out bid on ebay after bidding large sums not expecting any one else to go that far. When your bordering on insane bid gets sniped last minute you've been Durianed
X: Hey man.... check this ebay auction out, gonna snap that baby up!
Y: Oh sweet man... that's kick-ass! Your high bid should surely secure it!
X: Looking good man..... I'm currently the high-bidder with plenty of room to move. :)
X: Oh WTF %$@!..... some turd just outbid me at the last second with an insane amount..... yep, I got Durianed!!!
Y: Oh sheeeeeeeeet! :(
The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.
Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.
Term coined by Singaporean and south east Asian people to describe gen Z onwards which has the characteristics that even worst than the snowflake or strawberry generation
Durian generation: cocky outside, weak and obnoxious inside
A rubber copy of an asian fruit that this one funny monkey eats peanutbutter out of!
"What's that monkey doin', Amos?"
"He's messin' with one gnarly rubber durian."
"Niiiice."