A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word used by british policemen, used to explain an astounding and surprising fact in thier case. Alas the fact is quite rarely astounding or surprising.
Egads! Johnson put away your toad! You suprised and astonished me!
like “fuck” or “shit”, an exclamation, it kinda just goes with everything
example one: model: *posts a pic* girl: ugh egad she’s so pretty i wish i looked like her example two: friend: what’s that restaurant called again? you: *cant remember* you: ugh egad i forget