A fork of Rural Dictionary
Literally, to consume a bag full of food from Dick's Drive In, usually 5 fries to one burger.
In Seattle, "Eat a bag of Dicks" might be taken as a lunch suggestion instead of a deadly insult.
Frank: Damn I'm hungry, let's break for lunch.
Paul in Accounting shouts out: Hey frank, go eat a bag of Dicks!
Frank: Sure, I haven't had Dicks in a while, there's one on Broadway - great fries!
Used to describe an repulsive, purposeless and ungrateful activity
The idea behind this expression is that eating a bag of teeth would erode both teeth as they have are equally as hard
Damn! Working with this guy is like eating a bag of teeth!
1) A exclamation used when someone does or says something so idiotic that they deserve to consume an entire sack of mens's penises.
2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.
1) Dipshit: ERRR, look at me! I got recon! Im so fucking cool and shit!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
Referring to women who fuck for Britain.
I hear your wife goes like a Tramp eating a bag of chips!
This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward
consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.
My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.