A fork of Rural Dictionary
1996: A quaint suburb of Sacramento, charactarized by its rolling hills and rural surroundings. It is a place affordable to middle class families looking for an alternative to bustling city life. High performing schools, low crime, and scenic views are all hallmarks of this charming community.
2006: An overdeveloped yuppie infested retreat for Bay Area transplants who cashed in on their 3 bed 2 bath San Jose shanty for a mass produced, Italianate themed McMansion terraced upon a formerly rolling hillside.
Not everyone is awful in EDH, because there are actually a lot of decent people and families which don't exhibit pretentious attitudes. But the snobs you see eating at Masque thinking they are the damn Rockefellers need to down a couple bottles of sauvignon and loosen up.
El Dorado Hills started out as a relatively affordable family friendly community and has evolved into an enclave for the nouveau riche with an affintity for the newest, largest faux chateau which they live in, but can't really afford.
Bob: "My adjustable rate morgage keeps rising, and I can't afford it because I just leased a new S500!"
Mike: "Why don't you just drive something more affordable?"
Bob: "Are you crazy? I have to show the guys at work my new ride"
Mike:" But didn't Intel just announce they're slashing 7,000 jobs?"
Bob: "What!?!? I'm fucked!"
Five words...
"Where are the black people?"
Where everyone owns a mercedes, a trophy wife wit botox, and big ass house.
"How many black people did u see today?"
"7"
"Wow thats a lot! In El Dorado Hills?"
"No i went to Folsom."
"oh"
the most awfully stereotypical american town ever. a suburban hell where rich white kids pretend to be ghetto and create fake drama to add interest to their otherwise dull lives.
Lets settle this.. meet me at the market deli of el dorado hills
town consisting of rich white trumpies. where kids pretend to be ghetto tping houses and stirring up fake drama to keep their lives interesting.
hey have you visited el dorado hills? yeah, never again!
a person figuring out their sexuality
also a banger of a movie and book
oh Megan dated dudes exclusively in collage but these days she's on the road to el dorado
the real treasure was the gay we made along the way
a. A secure nest of sameness. b. A region dominated by individuals seeking a community but not necessarily wanting to speak with their neighbors. c. A region attacked by outsiders who exhibit their insecurities by attacking a zip code.
Pat: I hate people in El Dorado Hills, they are snobs and are out of touch with the real world.
Terry: Maybe. Hey, what are you watching on the television?
Pat: The Real Housewives. These people are lame just like the ones in El Dorado Hills.
Terry: Then why do you watch them?
Pat: Because I really want to be them.
Terry: You're a silly hater.