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a Real Ass Nigga thats gets fresh .
Girl : Whos that ? Girl 2: Oh thats A Joseph Eldridge.
A right winged extremist who is pessimistic in every way and wants this country to be overtaken by an old senile man on the verge of death and Bush with a vagina (Failin' Palin).
I can't believe how much of an Eldridge Cleaver you are! You actually are against a man who is not at all corrupt and doesn't follow selfish republican ideals. You support a man involved in the Keating Five scandal and his running mate a woman who believes dinosaurs were alive 6000 years ago. I'm from fucking Alaska and I even hate her. You fucking noob. You fucking Eldridge Cleaver. Fuck you.
A girl who is very sexy and kind all the boys want her she is the most amazing kisser ever and never turns down a party
wow did you just see ashley ashley eldridge yea shes a babe
Meme lord Fails NNN but no one cares. Often has an erection then shoots through the gas stove, eating 10 grandpas before landing on pluto. He gets mad at his dad for not being his dad. Every day he gets his pet grape to lick a friendly cow. His lamas eat sexy paper clips. He trains Starbucks napkins to steal his goldfish crackers but is still not successful. There are purple mushrooms in Harry's backyard that scream tacos. He is so blue he is greener than purple. He spends his day thinking of his favourite colour on a scale from one to ten what is his favourite colour in the alphabet. Hi harry I'm dad
Teacher "Harrison Eldridge" Harrison " I Just wanted my chair back" "Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace" "Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue. Don't smell my desk. It can make jam"
Any girl named Caprice Eldridge is usually a young beautiful girl with a perfect body. She usually has every guys attension. She's so hot that even guys with boyfriends check her out. This girl has a sexy ass and loves to have fun. She only dates guys named, Brad, Chris, and John. Her eyes are a pretty baby blue and there to keep your eyes off of
Do you know that new girl named Caprice Eldridge? She's defiantly the hottest girl at our school.