A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who claims to be emo. Dresses emo and tries to act emo. They tell everyone how sad they are all the time. And really their life is going perfectly fine. They cry constantly and claim to be depressed. Most of them cut and always show people. They go up to people and would be like "omg look what i did last night" then they would start crying and would want the other person to confide in them.
Emo Poser: Oh my god my life sucks. *cries and shows friend wrist* look what i did! Emo: Why do you always show everyone? Emo Poser: I do not! Emo: Yea you do, you even showed people you hate. Emo Poser: I thought you were my friend! Emo: I'm not friends with posers!
A bunch of retarded fags who pretend they're emo, search/google for emo bands on the net and download their songs and study their lyrics like mad and tell other people that the lyrics somehow "relate" to them, made up stupid sad sappy stories about their so-called love life (which actually doesn't even exist as they've never even had a bf/gf), they tend to over exaggerate their problems, cut their wrist JUST CAUSE every other emo kid does that, tell everybody; "Oh my god, I think I'm emo, I hate my life, everyone sucks, life is so sad, love sucks! *cuts wrist*"
<Jake>: Emo posers suck donkey's ass! <Lucas>: Hell yeah they do!
1People who claim they are emo, but really have no problems. 2 Horny bastards that think they can get a chick by acting emo 3 the idiots you see at an emo show jumping up and down ( we dont jump retard) 4 A person who looks up emo on the internet and studies there culture and says that they know emo band members. 5 last and least people who want to be emo so bad that you can tell thats not the (Natasha!)
this is what and emo poser sounds like... <emoposer> I hate my life im soo emo i might cut <real emo> uh ok r u going to the concert tonight? <emo poser> idk i might be to busy cuttng. I might go though, beacause i LOVE to have fun! <real emo> fun..... <emo Poser> ya my football jock boyfriend might come with me! <real emo> get fucked you stupid bitch.
A retarded fag who pretends they're emo, searches/googles for emo bands on the net and downloads their songs and study their lyrics like mad and tell other people that the lyrics somehow "relate" to them, made up stupid sad sappy stories about their so-called love life (which actually doesn't even exist as they've never even had a bf/gf), tends to over exaggerate their problems, cuts his/her wrist JUST CAUSE every other emo kid does that, tells everybody; "Oh my god, I think I'm emo, I hate my life, everyone sucks, life is so sad, love sucks! *cuts wrist*"
<Emo poser>: Dude, I think I'm emo. Look at what I did to my wrist. Uurgh, I don't even know why I did it, I hate myself, everybody hates me. *sobs* <Not emo poser>: Mmmkaaayy...... <Emo poser>: Some people even said that I look emo with these glasses. *shows the "emo-looking" glasses and smiles* <Not emo poser>: Uhh...ok...whatever you say. *rolls eyes*
*A person who seems to claim that he/she is emo. *Trys to get attention by showing thier porposly made cuts. *likes the following bands:my chemical romance,fall out boy,or panic!at the disco and a few more. *Is rich and really has no problems in thier life. *ONLY hangs out with real emos(who eventually find out how much of a poser he/she are and rejectes her/him). *Thinks that thier life sucks. *Follows all the rules to emo style. *would actually look up emo poser to prevent from being called one. A real emo would act like themselves and not ALL emos are the same every emo has thier own differences the only feature that they share is having emotioanal feelings.
emo poser:RAWK ON DUDE true emo:0.0 what the hell is wrong with u i thoght u were emo emo poser:yea im sooo emo i think im going to cut myself true emo:what the hell fuck u emo poser:i thought u were my friend true emo:not with posers emo poser:*silence* true emo:why don't u just go home and cut ur self deeper emo poser:*silence* true emo:poser.....
1. a discrace to emos worldwide. 2. an ugly, poser emo girl who has nothing better to do than cut herself horizontally like a pussy to get attention and call herself "emo", when she can just deal with her ONE problem, stop cutting herself and calling herself emo so people stop talking shit and maybe make more than ONE friend. 3. a girl that got her ass whooopeedd by someone sexy :)
sexy girl: "you dont even know what emo is" emo poser: yes i do (shows horizontal pussy cuts) sexy girl: SO? just cuz u cut urself doesnt mean ur emo emo poser: "im emo, its just what i am" LMFAO
some one who becomes emo to fit in/be different/try to be an emo but they r not...........(not related but snaggle)
normal person-hey looser how many times did u cut today? emo-shut the fuck up *raises arms showing fake cut marks* normal person-hey fucker those arent real emo-yes they are i hate my life!!!! normal person-ur such an emo poser