A fork of Rural Dictionary
Boy magnet. Nubian princess. Gorgeous redbone. Also known as "Lemon". Blunt but yet caring.
Babygirl's so fine, her name has to be Emon.
1. The world's most annoying thing on earth.
2. Someone who can't get over his girlfriend.
3. A guy who can't shut up and stop crying about his girlfriend after breaking up for a year.
You're still crying? Stop being Emon!
a used car that soon enough turns out to be a money pit.
a second hand vehicle that does not live up to your expectations, or that of consumer regulations.
a car that turns out to be a pos, always breaking down and costing much more money that its actual worth.
a dodgy car, bought from a car yard or Craig's List or Gumtree that is unreliable and continually being repaired.
-a rip off, scam dealing
caveat emptor: buyer beware
Decaprio: "Get the Prius ready to drive me to the Oscars in 20 mins."
Houseboy: "Ahh, Leo that pos you bought from Craig's List is nothing but a lemon, I took it to the mechanic's again yesterday, so you'll have to take a taxi."
A new language / dialect born exclusively out of use of instant messaging protocols such as AIM or Yahoo instant messenger -- when the initial letters of words in a popular phrase are brought together to abbreviate said phrase. The word stems from the word ebonics -- an African American dialect made popular in urban ghettos.
Examples of emonic phrases:
1) LOL : laughing out loud
2) LMAO: laughing my a** off
3) OMG: oh my God
4) etc.
The quickest way to tell her how funny she was was to use the emonic LMAO. She got the point.