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epic failure

2007-2008 Patriots go 18-1 and lose the super bowl...the only game that matters. Choked on the last game to miss their chance at history. Giants won 17-14 in Super Bowl XLII

Person one:Man did you see the epic failure by the pats.
Person two: Yeah they choked miserably and didn't go undefeated

by veritas347 February 04, 2008

epic failure

a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.

"You just misspelled your name... epic failure."

by LindsayLouFool December 17, 2008

EPIC FAILURE

When one severely screws up a good thing in an effort to look cool. In essence making an ass out of one's self.

The recent change to the look and operational ease of the website FACEBOOK was an "EPIC FAILURE" by the NOOB responsible.

by Chaynzaw March 19, 2009

epic failure

a failure so incredibly unbelievable it will go down in fail history right next to the Chia Pet and Pet Rock.

"Hey, what's 2 + 2?"
"5"
"Epic failure."

by LindsayLouFool December 11, 2008

epic failure

The 2007 New England Patriots

Owens: Hey Romo, who do we play next week?
Romo: Why, the epic failure, of course!

by dragondance February 07, 2008

epic failure

Top 5 reasons why you fail
1. You rolled a BE Lock
2. Your on Coilfang
3. Punctuation
4. Spelling
5. You have horrible comebacks and are retarded.

Your response is a #5. (epic failure)

by Gurubashi October 20, 2007

epic failure

A failure of such proportions that it takes an extra word at the front to fully describe the magnitude of the fail.

Person 1: "I did a backflip off my house onto my trampline and landed it. Then I jumped off the trampoline and broke my ankle"

Person 2: "Epic Failure"

by Laughing @ him October 04, 2009