A fork of Rural Dictionary
a failure so incredibly unbelievable it will go down in fail history right next to the Chia Pet and Pet Rock.
"Hey, what's 2 + 2?"
"5"
"Epic failure."
Owens: Hey Romo, who do we play next week?
Romo: Why, the epic failure, of course!
Olivia Calistri
Olivia Calistri performs actions which can be construed as 'epic failures' multiple times daily.
A failure of such proportions that it takes an extra word at the front to fully describe the magnitude of the fail.
Person 1: "I did a backflip off my house onto my trampline and landed it. Then I jumped off the trampoline and broke my ankle"
Person 2: "Epic Failure"
Despite being given a perfect opportunity for success, no matter what you do it ends in total failure. If the same opportunity was given to another person it would have resulted in success, but you only transform things into failure..on a very large scale.
(Dude 1): Man...I'm miserable.. my wife's a gym teacher, I dont have a job, everyone hates me, I've been divorced 3 times, my dog just peed on my leg....
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure
When you allow millions of undocumented aliens through the southern border of the US, have done nothing to help reduce the over 9% inflation rate or the doubling of gas prices, enforced authoritarian mandates, caused loss of American lives while retreating from Afghanistan, and cannot remain coherent for one press conference.
Joe Biden is an Epic Failure!