A fork of Rural Dictionary
The name of a really talented, handsome, and fantastic individual. Commonly mistaken for, but not limited to: God, Jesus Christ, The president, or King Erk III. Also known as the king of the watering hole, the head honcho, the big cheese, or the boss.
James: Wow! I saw Erk at the store and i was lucky enough to get his autograph!
Derek: No way! Your so lucky!
Verb - To Erke - When someone adds onto a joke and ends up ruining the joke for everyone else.
"Dude, you totally just Erke'd the joke."
To be bugged by someone or something.
The way that girl acts really erks me.