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An extreme sport is usually defined as one that requires extreme levels of endurance, balance, skill, co-ordination; also, ballistic reaction timings, spacial orientation abilities, and massive amounts of oxygen assimilation. Extreme sports are dominated by youth, age range 6 to mid 30's. The first recognized extreme sports, were officially documented by the Post Office commissioning of a stamp series highlighting the first three: Skateboarding, Snowboarding, and BMX bike riding. Since that time, several others have been added to include, Inline Rollerblading and Motocross.
Skateboarding is consided an extreme sport.
the best kind of sports. the ones that impress like surfing paintballing and snowboarding. they are the sports all the jocks say are not actually sports. but they are a hell lot more fun then the normal sports. ride hard
football player- extreme sports are for fags, they dont take any skill extremer- yeah right lets see you fly down a mountain, get shot at, and swim on a board with high tides. ur just jealous bitch!
A punk that obsesses over the extreme marketing hype. An extreme sports punk: rides a skateboard drives a hummer has a mohawk has tattoos has testicular rings screams "EXTREME" at the top of his lungs is an asshole has an IQ lower than 30 participates in vandalism hates the establishment for no reason other than the sake of doing so is full of shit will do anything if you "triple dare" him to
"ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO TEN, ONE BEING NOT SO EXTREME AND TEN BEING EXTREMELY EXTREME, I'D GIVE THIS A NINE POINT FIVE!!!!!!!! WHOOO!!!! CHECK IT OUT, EXTREME CHEDDAR!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!" - Extreme Sports Punk #1 Because extreme sports punks have so little personality, they don't even deserve proper naming.
Fucking other men's wives or girlfriends.
I'm done being married I'm going to do some extreme sport fucking and make it with everybody else's wife, and let those poor schmucks put up with their wife nonsense.
The worlds greatest indoor trampoline park!!! Spidermonkey has over 43,000 square feet of pure adrenaline😉🕷🙉!! Located in Aurora, Colorado. YOU GO ONCE, AND YOUR ADDICTED TO THE THRILL.
WE SHOULD MOVE TO COLORADO SO WE CAN GO TO SPIDERMONKEY EXTREME AIR SPORTS EVERY DAY!!
A difficult, high pressure activity, often under time constraint, with potentially catastrophic effects if it goes even slightly wrong. Examples include: Doing your homework as the teacher is collecting it, trying to fairly split food with your sibling, and deciding among 15 other students who shares with who when there are only 7 bed-like surfaces in your assigned cabin.
Friend 1: Oh, did your mom question you about why we needed the gasoline? Friend 2: Yeah, that discussion was an extreme sport alright, you don’t want to know!
1) Doing homework before class. 2) Doing homework when the teacher is collecting homeworks.
This IS extreme sport I want an Olympic medal