A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term given to the type of orgasm reached by very little to no sexual contact whatsoever. This term cannot be used against Virgins.
Girl 1: "What about that guy you hooked up with last night?"
Girl 2: "I got him upstairs and he had a Failgasm before i'd even touched him!"
1. When the sperm turn around and swim back the other way.
2. Epic Fail.
1. See Not Safe For Work comic: "A Family Outing"
2. "Oh wow this song is giving me an eargasm! And the other day I saw this great pair of shoes... it was like a shoegasm and an eyegasm at the same time!" - Sally
"Haha, you know you can't just put ~gasm onto the end of everything..." - Ian
"Failgasm!" - Ben
A new lever of fail; something fails so epic-ly that it becomes a Failgasm; something fails sexually
(Shaun:)
Hey, did you know that they have an anime blow-up doll at Spencer's?
(Tyler:)
Really? Wow, now that's a fail.
(Shaun:)
Yaah! They also have a midget and a Paris Hilton doll!
(Zack:)
That's more than just fail, that's a Multiple Failgasm!
An adjective describing:
1: An idea so utterly stupid/hazardous that it must be done.
2: An idea of a friend's that is so incredibly stupid and will obviously end in embarrassment/injury that you have to watch it be acted out.
3: An action that is a failure of orgasmic proportions.
1: Dumbass guy: "dude, let's shoot some BB guns at these sodas we've been shaking all day."
Other dumbass:"That could be the most failgasmic thing I've ever heard gimmee some BBs"
2: Your buddy jeff: "hey bro im gonna ride this bobsled down 3 flights of stairs!"
You: "That Failosophy is so failgasmic that it would be criminal not to videotape it for my Youtube channel"
3:Something akin to getting expelled from Kindergarten.