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A small, annoying, high pitched creature
Hey, look at that fergus whining on his rusty trombone
Fergus is the legend of a young wan who was cursed by an evil demon. The crude that was put on the poor boy involved that the foreskin (named Fergus) of the boy would have a mind if it’s own, and attempt the gain power over the boys body. After 15 years Fergus finally took control of the child. Fergus was able to Talk, Eat, Drink, and fight on his own. Fergus sought nothing more than eternal damnation of the world. And with a human host, he spreads his evil energy from person in the form of Sexually Transmitted Diseases, which one day will hope to infect the entirety of the population, so we will all be Fergus.
Have you heard the story of Fergus?
Fergus has some of the biggest gums in the universe but that doesn't stop he slaying men on the weekends. He loves to get down and dirty with the lads. His favourite lad to get down with is Big Red!!
Hey that person has huge gums.... he must be a fergus
Fergus is such a chad, his chin and neck are so exaggerated in a way it looks out of this world. If you have a Fergus as a friend, make sure you give it exercise or it will lose its graciousness. He is always a very calm and happy person, so just make sure you don't piss him off or you will lose an awesome 6-foot person like him.
YEAAAAA FERGUS, SIGN MY FOREHEAD!!!!!