A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you fest about, sitting about doing anything that results in you smelling, ie sex, masturbation, eating shit etc, doing nothing for long periods of time
this can be a group activity or on your own
ive been festing all day
lets have a fest sesh
A person, item or situation that is particularly distateful. Derived from a character in shakespeares twelth night.
"you are so feste"
"that is so feste"
to get sloppy hammered, almost deeming yourself extinct to man.
festing and fested
John: What are you gonna do today Mike Nelko?
Mike Nelko: Im gonna fest all day and then masturbate before my eyes shut me down.
The state of mind after bunning massive amounts of good south FLA BIP.
(Step out of fogged out whip)"Yo son I am Fest!