A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.
She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.
A present that only a hated person receives.
Person 1: Donald gave me a ficus for my birthday..?
Person 2: He doesn't like you.
Person 1: How do you know?
Person 2: Only hated people get ficuses.
to make out.
This is especially true if the male has a mustache or beard. Thus the female can figuratively "dust" his ficus.
Grady: Dude did you see Danny with his girlfriend?
Preston: Yeah man, she was totally dusting the ficus!
A musical artist based in San Diego, California that (such as the plant species) is in existence to remove toxins from the environment with good vibrations and manifests a healthy output of positive energy and well being.
Person 1: Have you heard the album "The Festival of Solitude"?
Person 2: No what's that? What band is that?
Person 1: It is an edutaining album that came out in 2016 by Ficus Elastica.
Person 2: Oh okay. What's it sound like?
Person 1: The album is full of good vibrations but it also has dark, passionate and raw emotions that are profoundly soothing. That is the effect Ficus Elastica has.
Ulysses H. Ficus was possibly the best war deputy in the world. Everyone who knew him used to call him Deputy Ficus. he now lives in Pineroot Mesa, New Mexico. He has no friends at all. Most of them passed on due to suicide.
Ulysses H. Ficus killed 11,800+ people.
To make advances toward someone in an attempt to hopefully have sex with them.
"I saw Kyle trying to put the moves on the ficus with some hot girl at the party last night."
big juicy black nigger in your pants jacking off his clit
jaquavius was fo ficus right behind you with jasmine