A fork of Rural Dictionary
The world's most expensive but worst tasting commercial instant coffee/tea brewer machines ever created, by Mars Inc. Usually found in large offices in an attempt to look tredy.
Employee: Yo boss, I tried Flavia Smooth Roast, Flavia Arabic, Flavia Italia, Flavia Hazelnut, Flavia Decaffe, Flavia Choco, Flavia English Breakfast, Flavia Earl Grey, Flavia Darjeeling and Flavia Green Tea Filterpacks... and they all taste like shit!
Employer: You're fired.
Employee: And why the hell did you spend $1000 on the S350 model. Fucking buy the Espresso Roast and Creamy Topping Filterpacks for Cuppuchino mix you stupid fuck face!
Employer: (Phoning Security)
The one who will say they'll watch a tv show with you but then ditches you last minute to go to Walmart.
Person A: "Pretty LIttle Liars is on in 5 min!"
Flavia: "Well... I need to go to Walmart now...Bye!"
The worst name on the planet. Usually associated with that well known feminine product, Flavia the Friendly Douche. Any mention of the name is usually followed by retching noises. Also a character in the bedroom farce Noises Off.
Woman: I think I will name my child Flavia.
Doctor: Oh for the love of God don't do that to your poor child!
Nurses: *are throwing up*
Woman: Well, if you really think it's that bad...
Nurses: AND HOW!
A dirty flavia is when your girl is getting railed by the dog then you come pegg the dog from their behind creating almost a beastiality train. When you come you must start howling to assert dominance.
My girlfriend was dogsitting my brothers dog, things got ot of hand and he had a dirty flavia
30th Of September IS NATIONAL SHIP FLAVIA AND SAMUEL DAY!
OMG ITS SHIP FLAVIA AND SAMUEL DAY!!
Today is one of the best days of the year its national ship Flavia and Samuel Day!!
Someone that has huge ass eyebrows and a irritating voice.
Yo she looks like a Ana Flavia.