A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is self-centered. All things done for others has an alterior motive, and a flobs usually doesn't accept defeat, even when it is inevitable. Also, a flobs is arrogant and views himself as higher than anyone else, regardless of the event/talent.
Wow that dude over there is acting like such a Flobs.
Flob is a combination of the words flower and blob. The word was created by Moriah Elizabeth in her Painting My Tie Dye (AGAIN.) for her new character who is a flower blob.
Moriah: Hey guys check out my new character! She's a flob!
Fans: Aw she's so cute! I hope you make more flobs in the future!
Moriah: I really hope flob doesn't actually mean anything else
An original ME ( Moriah Elizabeth) creature meaning a flower and blob hybrid
The flob is yellow and has white petals
"Flobbing" is the act of very slow sex, whether it be passionate or boring. The position in which the sex is done doesn't entirely matter towards it being 'flobbing', but some positions are more appropriate than others.
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.
(Alternatively)
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well
A word to describe a mood where you are feeling pretty lazy and just want to chill out at home/at a friend's, and do nothing except watch movies/blog/eat etc.
"I think I'm just going to flob about today."
"I feel like flobbing."
"I think we should just flob."