A fork of Rural Dictionary
The guy who's always way too excited about everything.
Danson: "Hey Ted, do you have any cardboard boxes?"
Ted (Captain Fuck Yes): "FUCK YES!"
Danson: "Hey, do you want a Mountain Dew?"
Ted (Captain Fuck Yes): "FUCK YES! EXTREME!!!"
Danson: "Have you seen Ted? Captain Fuck Yes kicked down my door the other day, yelled, 'EXTREME' and ran away."
Absolutely yes. 100%.
Commonly used by Israeli teens.
Q: Ilana, want to buy some Charlies and drink on the beach?
A: So fucking yes.
Abbreviated as HFY occasionally, this phrase means "Yes," but in a way that is either expressing extreme excitement, Happiness, or agreement.
"Dude, wanna go to a concert with me tonight?"
"Hell Fucking Yes!"
You say this phrase when you are contemplating a decision and decide to fuck it and do it because you are doing it for yourslef
"Should I jump"
"Nah mate dont do it"
"Fuck it or fuck ye"
Clive then plunged from the climbing frame and ran to the slide
A Chicago-area superhero who is powerless save for his unflappable motivation to secure solace and mirth for those he knows.
Damn man, this whole week sucked ass. What's the point in even going on? *SIGH* ...Whoa, wait!! Who's that caped guy with the huge exclamation point on his chest?? He has burritos and smokie-treats.... It's Captain Fuck Yes!!
Used in place of eugt, when you don't want to use such strong language.
Obama: You fucking yes.
Bob: 😔