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fuckload

More than a shitload. An unfathomable amount, a larger-than-large quantity.

You're walking down the hall at work and your boss calls out, "how's your day going?" You answer, "Fuckloads of busy!"

by rudymcnasty May 29, 2009

Fuckload

A shit ton of shit tons, or a shit ton squared

"We have a shit ton of shit tons to ship out by tomorrow." "A whole Fuckload?!!! Pass me a beer, it's gonna be a long night!"

by fattttttttttttty March 05, 2010

Fuckload

Derivative of "shitload". A large amount.

"Damn, we got a fuckload a' potatos"

by Alex Temal November 19, 2004

fuckload

Assuming a fuck lasts 5 minutes, and the speed is 20 thrusts per minute of 5 inches at a time and a penile cross-section of 2 inches squared, a fuckload would be 1000 cubic inches.

I have a fuckload of work to do, I'll go out another time.

by dmxp May 17, 2005

Fuckload

A fuckload is exactly 200 Miles.

"How far have we driven today?" "We've driven a fuckload"

by Klaser Javasin June 23, 2004

Fuckload

8 dozens of shit in the toilet that it floods into the shower.

My friend Andrew had diarrhea, He took a fuckload and I had to clean the shit

by Meme_Urbanizer420 March 29, 2016

fuckload

1. - the quantity of ejaculate from a single ejaculation caused by sexual intercourse 2. - a great quantity not related to a specific number 3. - a great number; technically the average number of sperm in an ejaculation caused by sexual intercourse, which is 162,000,000.

I haven't counted them, but there are a fuckload of stars in the Milky Way Galaxy.

by henderpa August 04, 2008