A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. n. Those extremely annoying people who get too much joy out of yelling ''FAIL!'' at any occurence of a mistake around them. Usually when it is unnecessary
(Guy 1 trips and falls)
Guy 2: FAIL! AHAHHA
Guy 3: Dont have a FAILgasm dude
A new lever of fail; something fails so epic-ly that it becomes a Failgasm; something fails sexually
(Shaun:)
Hey, did you know that they have an anime blow-up doll at Spencer's?
(Tyler:)
Really? Wow, now that's a fail.
(Shaun:)
Yaah! They also have a midget and a Paris Hilton doll!
(Zack:)
That's more than just fail, that's a Multiple Failgasm!
An adjective describing:
1: An idea so utterly stupid/hazardous that it must be done.
2: An idea of a friend's that is so incredibly stupid and will obviously end in embarrassment/injury that you have to watch it be acted out.
3: An action that is a failure of orgasmic proportions.
1: Dumbass guy: "dude, let's shoot some BB guns at these sodas we've been shaking all day."
Other dumbass:"That could be the most failgasmic thing I've ever heard gimmee some BBs"
2: Your buddy jeff: "hey bro im gonna ride this bobsled down 3 flights of stairs!"
You: "That Failosophy is so failgasmic that it would be criminal not to videotape it for my Youtube channel"
3:Something akin to getting expelled from Kindergarten.