Country Dictionary

What one calls when it's f*cking dark

sam: it's so dark
bob: farkness!

The verb of to fark. The act of browsing fark.com.

wow I was farking last night and found this hillarious site.

When a site is not able to be access because it has had too many hits after being posted on the news site Fark.

"OMG, that site's Farked!!"
"Anyone got a Google cache?? It's Farked!"

A 'not-news' clearing house

Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal

An exclamation, mostly used instead of the word "fuck".

"Fark! I can't find my phone!"

When a dog barks and flatulates simultaneously.

My dog ate a bunch of broccoli and now he's farking his head off at the mailman.

to make a website unavailable by sending massive amounts of users to it see DOS

man, we farked that site!