A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be dead having departed this earth in a manner or with timing that fits the current zeitgeist.
"Had Ledger not been Fashionably Late 'The Dark knight' would have bombed."
"Amy Winehouse seems to be determined to be Fashionably Late."
"Stabbed? How fashionably late of him."
A person who doesn't just arrive late to everything, they arrive late to everything and expect congratulations for arriving at all, special treatment, and prizes.
Who does Blaine think he is, Cher? You cannot walk into one of Brecht's parties three hours late and demand a blunt in a pina colada wrapper, your own bottle of Veuve, and a foot massage!
Girl, didn't you know? He's a total fashionably late-anista.
This is, in fact, an impossibility. Any scheduled time is by its very nature a recipriversexclusion (a number that is anything other than itself) and it is therefore impossible to be late.
she's fashionably late ... again.