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faygo

Combination of the words...fake, and dago. An intentional reference to the Michigan beverage company, Faygo Pop.

A fake Italian. A person who tries to fit in with the Italian crowd. Generally mimicing exaggerated stereotypes portrayed in TV and film. A Faygo may try to use sterotypical Italian-American words that no Italian born or 1st generation Italian-American would ever commonly use, such as; forgeddaboutit, pasta fazool, etc. What a whigger is to the black community, a faygo is to the Italian community. A faygo may even be partially Italian by blood, but seperated from Italian culture for generations.

A Faygo may alter their entire personality and interests, just to fit in with the Italian crowd. Examples being; wearing leather jackets, slicking their hair back, using Italian words in their regular vocabulary (commonly mispronouncing them). Faygos are generally shunned throughout strong Italian-American communities. They are considered second rate and commonly ridiculed for being pretenders.

A term sparingly used in the Detroit, MI suburbs of Macomb Twp., and Shelby Twp. A term coined by Salvatore Biondo in 2002.

Look at that faygo over there drinking his espresso and using his hands to talk. I grew up with the kid. He used to wear Abercrombie and play softball.

by TotoGol August 19, 2008

faygo

FAYGO (Fay-Goh): term of disgust used in format when someone or something is offensive.

Kid: Goodmorning : )!!! Wanna go tanning? : ) : ) : ) OMG! Girl: Oh. My. God. Faygo, definition of.

by Marieezy March 30, 2007

Faygo

A gay person who love to have sex with the same sex.

Wow Tyler is a faygo because he gave his friend Peter head at the party the other night.

by fkjjijaewklfjeiowfjksl January 17, 2008

faygo

A popular, inexpensive carbonated beverage. It's terribly unhealthy for you.

Faygo is not ghetto. Really. It's no more ghetto than Big K is, so shut up.

by Paru July 11, 2005

faygo

A soda marketed to niggers,hicks, and fags.
Tastes exactly like day old semen.
Also known as Ass Milk, a drink for the obese.

man: this drink tastes of cum!
juggalo: bitch, it's faygo!

by ICP_SUX January 16, 2008

Faygo

The original party pop. Is falsely rumored to be clown urine. It is actually a mixture of the blood of indonesian virgins and well blended cat diarrhea. Scientific research has shown that it has probably been around since the beginning of time. It is most likely the only thing that will ever achieve world peace.

Now that John Lennon is gone, only Faygo can achieve world peace!

by gthearab July 25, 2011

Faygo

pretty much the best soda ever. it's cheap, fizzy, and there are a lot of varieties. made popular by the awesome insane clown posse, faygo being their favourite soda brand.

juggalo:mmm... faygo
boring person:ewwww sick
juggalo:*sprays stupid biatch w/ faygo*
formerly boring person:mmm... faygo

by [::n03ll3::] March 25, 2006