A fork of Rural Dictionary
Person: Damn that kid is so annoying!
Smart person: I know, good thing it’s February 17th.
Person: what’s that?
Smart person: it’s the day where you can hit a kid and it’s okay.
-the kid gets absolutely clapped-
Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: February 17th. Why?
Person 1: It’s National Nickandballs Day!!
February 17 a day for segs and lots of love
It's February 17th let's get busy
Anyone born on February 17th is without a doubt the coolest person you know.
Person 1: "Dude, did you know that guy back there was born on February 17th?"
Person 2: "Well duh, it was obvious once I realized how cool they were."
Ahhhh February 17th the night where men and women around the world have the best night of their lives! Becoming non-pure!
Mann, February 17th was the greatest night of my life.
17th of February national hug every last one of your friends day
Person: wanna hug?
Another person: why?
Person: it’s 17th February
Another person: sure!
You see Kylie over there, I’m gonna hug her today because it’s 17th February
On February 17 bully anyone named Max
Person 1: hey guess what today is!
Person 2: February 17th!
Max: oh no