A fork of Rural Dictionary
It is national cap day, means everything someone says it is cap
Me: I'm gay Friend: what Me: bro it's February 9
People born on this day have massive dicks
Person 1: When’s your birthday? Person 2: February 9th Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it? Person 2: 78 inches
On february 9, tag your homies. (only if they’re swagapino/swagapina)
national step on tall people day
it's February 9 you know what to do
Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day. Cuz y'know you're a lil sh*t.
Bob: It's February 9. It's my birthday. Robert (in the reflection replies): No it's not your birthday. It's Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day you lil sh*t.
Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day
Hey when was your moms birthday again? Oh that, it was on February 9 why? Wow your moms a bitch!