A fork of Rural Dictionary
Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship
Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?
The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice
Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?
Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift
Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*
Several news reports indicate that Thailand may lead the world in penis slashings, often over disputes about the common custom of men having a second wife. The act is colloquially referred to as "feeding the ducks" because that is apparently a common way of getting rid of the evidence.
The second wife was jealous of the affection the husband gave to the first wife. She spoke often of feeding the ducks. The woman severed her husbands penis in the night. The ducks looked well fed.
A term for... one-somes... popular with people who have access to pr0n.
Phil said he'd Be Right Back, but we all know he was feeding the ducks.
jerkin' your shit to internet pron, or having your shit jerked by someone else.
Aaron and Phil said 'BRB' at the same time, so it was obvious they were feeding each other's ducks.
the act of cutting off the penis
if you're not careful i'll go feed the ducks