A fork of Rural Dictionary
Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship
Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?
Several news reports indicate that Thailand may lead the world in penis slashings, often over disputes about the common custom of men having a second wife. The act is colloquially referred to as "feeding the ducks" because that is apparently a common way of getting rid of the evidence.
The second wife was jealous of the affection the husband gave to the first wife. She spoke often of feeding the ducks. The woman severed her husbands penis in the night. The ducks looked well fed.
A term for... one-somes... popular with people who have access to pr0n.
Phil said he'd Be Right Back, but we all know he was feeding the ducks.
Duck-feeding simulation available for old computers which can be sold for $15.00 at certain garage sales. Realistic duck-feeding action.
This is the greatest thing in the world.
jerkin' your shit to internet pron, or having your shit jerked by someone else.
Aaron and Phil said 'BRB' at the same time, so it was obvious they were feeding each other's ducks.
the act of cutting off the penis
if you're not careful i'll go feed the ducks