A fork of Rural Dictionary
Under paid, Under respected hard working individuals who put their lifes on the line everyday they go to work. Some do it for free, stricly volunteer. Some people do it because they think it will pull pussy working the job and are going to end up getting the real firemen killed.
Their is no example. It is what it is. fire fighter
people you love, instead of pigs, they will actually help you
man, i really wish fire fighter were there to help us intead of pigs!
When your girl is sleeping naked, you light her pubic hair on fire. Once she wakes up, you yell "I'll put it out!" and then piss in her face. Blame it on being drunk.
I wanted this chick to leave so I pulled a drunken fire fighter on her
while having sexual intercourse, when one is about to cum, you light your womans pubes on fire, and then procede to put the fire out with your jizz
i did the amazon fire fighter last night
Defined as one of the hardest jobs the USAF has to offer, with exceptions to Combat Controllers and TAC-P. They work, train, and play harder than any other. Have one of the highest alcohol tolerances, comparable to that of the Irish.
Guy1: Hey, you lazy bum! Get to work!
Guy2: What do you think I am? An Air Force Fire Fighter?
This is when you shave off your own as well as your sexual partners pubic hair and then proceed to shave off one of your partners eyebrows. Next, you jizz where the shaved eyebrow once was. And finally, you take those shaved off pubes and sprinkle them onto the same spot you just came. The goal is to make it look like the eyebrow was never shaved off
Person 1: Yo I just mugged this bitch last night
Person 2: Really you mugged her? Like robbed her?!
Person 1: No way man! I fire fighters coffee mugged her!
Person 2: Oh sweet! :D
When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi