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The act of simultaneously farting whilst flirting.

"Oh man, Zac was flarting last night wasn't he?"
"Yeah. He smelled like shit".

Verb - to passive agressively stomp around / slam things when you are mad at your significant other

My girl is flarting around because she's mad I am watching something she doesn't want to watch.

The last bit of air released from your ass when you fart, which contains the highest concentration of Stench.

It wasn't Nicole's bursting fart that made the difference, it was the last bit of flart she waved my way that caused me to gag and convulse. The taste of it was horrid.

Verb; the act of bothering someone.

People who think that every word is an inappropriate word are definently flarting me.

Flatulence caused by laughing.

Nick let out a few FLARTS while watching The Daily Show.

When you're trying to flirt with a really, really hot girl (or guy if you're a chick, which would be unlikely) and then cut a fart that everyone around you hears.
E.G. you flirt, then you fart and fail at the sad and miserable attempt.

(other forms-past-Flarted-present-Flarting(or) future-he is going to flart)

Man:Hey Karen!
Karen:hi!
Man:I love your dress, you look soo hot in it.
Man:*farting noize*
Man: oh shit..I think that was shit...
Karen:...uhh...*makes pretend cell phone ring tone noises*
Karen: sorry, that's my mom, my grandma just died! I'm going home now.
Snide asshole: fuck...you flarted...you suck man..you suck.

To flirt and fart simultaneously. Origin: late night typo.

He's so gross he just flarted and completely blew his chances with shirley.