A fork of Rural Dictionary
Flitch: Any of the slighlty pasty liquid formations often found in the eyeducts or between the toes (See Toe Jam), but a little more wet, often flicked from the finger when removed and making a sound when hitting a wall -- Flitch!
Suffering from a cold, the buildup of eye flitch required a tissue to clean.
both partners must swallow a small new potato attached to a piece of string, as both partners climax, they pull the string hanging out of each others mouths, forcing each to puke on the other at the moment of climax. popular with golfers
They writher rythmically achieving orgasm simultaneously. as they came they flitched each other and covered themselves in vomit, they collapsed back into the bunker, satiated
A funny little bitch. Normally used as a term of endearment.
T: The food is pretty good, but it would have been better if someone else made it.
M: You're such a flitch.