A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fat Whore who tends to be obsessed with herself. Thinks she knows EVERYBODY. Get's on alot of peoples nerves. Has at least ONE follower. Usually has an idol from 'Girls Of The Playboy Mansion'. Trys to be a plastic (eg. hair extensions, false nails, far too much make up, fake tan etc.)
"OMG! Look at that girl!"
"She's obviously such a Flob"
Combination of a Fat Slob
Yo who is dat over there?
Looks like a flob to me.
What's a flob?
A fat slob!
Lol!
I can't wait to get into my wanking pit and throw some flob over my thumb!
A breed of the human species, probably a branch of the Down syndrome section of society.
I have encountered scores of people of this breed in my lifetime, and have been astounded to realise they have never been catagorized, which is something we humans like to do, stick people in boxes.
These people typically have a lower intellect and intelligence than your average person, the tell-tale signs include always wearing rather thick glasses and a ever so slightly offended look on their face.
They tilt their head back and peer at you down their nose when talking to you, raising their upper lip into a sneer that exposes the teeth.
Often found boasting about the great achievements they've come to accomplish in their life, the unfortunate engorged grandeur only suffices to expose the pitiful backwards living-at-home-til-25 lifestyle they lead.
Flob - I've got a motorbike!
Guy 1 - Oh, that's cool, what is it?
Flob - It goes dead fast! It's red.
Guy 1 - Huh?
Guy 2 - It's a moped, and his mother bought it for him.
Flob - I can play drums too!
Guy 2 - Great, did you get them for Christmas?
Flbo - YEAH! I mean, no! I'M DEAD GOOD ON THEM, COME TO MY HOUSE AND BE MY FRIEND!
Guy 1 and 2 - Later flob.
adam lambert’s word for when you are talking to someone and looking for your straw with your tongue while not breaking eye contact with said person
he was sitting there flobbing mid conversation