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flopsy

A type of scam in which one pretends to have been hit by a person's vehicle in order to squeeze some money out of the driver, usually in court or in the form of insurance payouts.

Guy 1: So, hahe's da plan. I pretend da car hit me, and we take da drivah ta court, and we sue him till we got all da money in his account. Sound good?
Guy 2: Ah, a flopsy. ...Ah, fuhgettaboutit. He probably gotta dash cam.

by Intelligence001 June 23, 2020

Flopsie

The almighty one that rules us all, often referred to as 'God'. Also the best streamer in the world.

"Hey bro, did you watch Flopsie's stream yesterday?"
"Yeah bro, it was straight fire ngl"

by FlopsieIsMyHero September 13, 2020

flopsy

A person who has multiple personalities and is a bit schizophrenic.
The persons mood can switch like the wind

I met a guy on AA the other night. He was really flopsy.

by Brun Kallgren August 25, 2006

flopsy

When a person (typically a girl) sticks her thumb up man's butthole and flips around his balls between her fingers.

"Ryan just told me that Sarah's flopsy giving abilities are unmatched!

by IMW April 06, 2008

Flopsie

A female human takes her thumb and sticks it up a male human's anus. She then wiggles her fingers playing with the scrotum and says "FLOPSIE!" in a high pitched voice.

Last night I got the world's best FLOPSIE!

I tried to give Hank a FLOPSIE but I couldn't fit my FAT thumbs in his anus hole!

by Mycousintoldmeaboutthis!!! August 23, 2008

Flopsie

A hipster-mobile that is often described by hipsters as a "non-fixed gear bicycle" so as to hide their hipsterness. It involves rotating a gear installed in reverse so as to appear less hipsterish, but accomplishes the exact opposite task, as it, in effect, makes said individuals more "on the cusp", sociologically speaking.

As he grasps his hot pink brake grip tape and spins his non-dynamic'd geared bike's pedals backwards, Duffy vehemently denies that his Flopsie is a hipster ride, thus inexorably proving that it is.

by ZazzBlammymatazz October 20, 2010

flipsy flopsy

A male or female who is gay or bisexual.

Those two guys walking together look a little flipsy flopsy

by ronald T. December 20, 2007