A fork of Rural Dictionary
Superficially stylish; Showy; Attracts attention with looks or nice things; similar to "bling"; someone or something that is considered cool, stylish, hot, expensive or attractive.
"Your new cell phone is so flossy"
"That girl got all kinds of floss goin' on"
"We're gonna show up all flossed out"
A state of severe inebriation for methamphetamine users. Characterized by aural and visual hallucinations, psychosis, and temporary impairment of one's cognitive and motor functions. Usually follows an extended period of drug induced fasting and sleep deprivation.
I'm so flossy that I can't even drive, let alone fly that plane, and that fucking statue keeps singing Carly Simon songs to me, must get some sleep!
Refers to the womans type of underwear, a g-string
From Fergie's Song, Glamorous:
We flying in first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' the life
In the fast lane
I wont change
By the glamorous, oh the flossy flossy
Some one that is hot, sexy, or banging; Someone that you would fuck just by their looks.
"Stephen from Laguna Beach is so flossy. I'd do him in a second."
When a person or object is clean, or "phresh"
Cordell: Yo Kyle man i got these new kicks and their flossy as hell
Kyle: Really yo? that's sick. but i just picked up a flossy collar for my dog. them poodles be ice grillin him
Is the cat of multiple floss dances being performed at once
It can be performed by a singular itsllectual being or in a group
Flossi can be considered as a form of dominance and widely fears across the earth. It is equivalent to T-Posing
It's also the plural of the floss dance
Group 1: we have knives
Group 2: we have guns
Group 3: we are seshing and we have flossi
Group 1 and 2: shit