A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some fuck who's been in the military for 6 years and hasn't been deployed. Usually is seen playing world of Warcraft.
"Holy fuck dude you're such a FOBBIT"
Human being who need a lot of help and the only way they think they can accomplish it is by asking. They have no shame in seeming like idiots simply because they are too ignorant to see it. This term degrades those who do not know much and is pretty rude.
Somebody who lives on Facebook, a Facebook hobbit, thus fobbit. Every pejorative form of the traditional use of fobbit is implied.
Selfies. All that thot does is selfies on facebook. She claims they are "cute", but wtf is "cute" about hanging your tits out in a sexually suggestive "selfie" or your sweater udders?! That bitch a fobbit.
A name given to some Security Forces troops in iraq because the abbreviation SF worn on the sleeve. A super fobbit is someone who never leaves the Forward Observation Base (FOB)
Look at the Super Fobbitss in the tower enjoying their air conditioner.
A FOBBIT is a person that pretends to be higher than its actual size, they tend to cope with this fake reality and never accept the true. They also have the tendency to talk over music when people are listening to it and gets bullied for it. HATED BY THE CHAT.
there goes the FOBBIT denying its true height although its true size is 4 feet 11 inches.