A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guy who is perverted, crosses his legs when he sits, is gay but not gay, and has an ugly, shaggy mullet. Oh, and an AC DC fanatic. Everyone hates him yet loves him.
I choose not to have an example.
A football player. Especially a good looking one with a good bottom...!!
My favourite footer is David Beckham.
Inserting ones's foot (well, OK, maybe just as much as you can) into a girl's vagina for fun and excitement.
We were looking for something new to do so I gave her a footer.
A Delaware DOT-invented derogatory term for a Mexican American.
See also: Wetback, Spic
"So I'm in Delaware, minding my own f*cking business, punching my 9-5, and this d*mned hot footer walks in..."
"Wow. Did you see that hot-footer clear that border fence?"
When a girl looks smoking hot from far(20 feet or more)... but when you approach her she's actually hideous.
The 20 Footer-
Good from far... but far from good.
A woman that only looks good from beyond thirty feet.
From outside thirty feet: "Bro, you see that girl over there? Look at that ass!"
From inside thirty feet: "Bro, that cellulite is making me gag. She's a thirty footer."