Country Dictionary

1. Your mother or fathers mother.
2. Any old lady you see on the street.

1. Relative
2. Gray haired woman in the car in front of you going 20 mph.

Verb: To start a meal between 4:30 and 5:30 in the evening.

James: You gonna grandma tonight?
Amadea: You know I can't wait until 6 to eat!

What you say if a grandma is flying towards you.

Person 1:Grandma!
Person 2:What?
*KERASH*

Duhhh the woman who feeds u cookies and gives you smooches/kisses but she calls it smooching:) also the woman who is super smart and tells u things you should not know at ur age ;/

Grandma better be a woman

(Verb) To cheat at on-line poker by having more than one account. It originated when a cheater confessed and said he had originally set up the second account for his "grandma."

If you grandma you can really make a lot of money playing on-line poker.

A response when the guilty party is unknown, or when the person responsible does not want to incriminate themselves.

Joe:Hey, who drank the last Pepsi Twist?
Mary:Grandma

Someone who is a slow reactor to things.

A slow driver-"Come on grandma".
A person who is slow in conversations then clicks on when it's finished-"Your too slow grandma we've just finished that conversation".
Someone who's slow to get things-"Hurry up grandma your taking to long".