A fork of Rural Dictionary
a substitute for imagining what has not happened yet.
Though he would not admit that he cheated upon me but for nth instance let me wipe my tears off.
It is when a funny moment happens and you don't have time to proccess what has just been said but you know it was funny so you just flickshot the nearest neuron and reply "that is a comedic instance."
"Yo i heard someone was called a giga paki and got shanked up" "damn thats a real comedic instance my dude."
when you're out and about and some girl you may or may not remember from the past comes up to you and is either pregnant or with a child. Then she claims that YOU are the father.
I was in a BW3 restaurant and this short stacked young blonde woman dressed in a black sweather, a short black skirt and black shoes called out my name and she came up to me with a baby boy and his eyes were like mine. Oh no. Who is that girl? Where did I meet her? This is a Billie Jean instance. It's just like the 1983 Michael Jackson hit.
Being unable to play a instance (or dungeon) in World Of Warcraft due to too many other instances already being in play. Most commonly, the player sits outside the dungeon and cries about quitting the game, but for some reason you end up spending hours upon hours waiting until you can get in.
Human Priest: i keep getting "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later." Dwarf Hunter: OMFG THIS IS BULLSHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I PAY 15 BUCKS A MONTH FOR THIS. Gnome Rogue: ima go listen to some crab core Tauren Druid makes some strange gestures.
The reason everyone I know, including me, quit wow! Good job Blizzard!
Hey man whenever I try to go into an instance it says "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later., this game is broken. Yeah lets go rock some HoN baddies or some TF2, I just canceled my wow im not paying $15 for broken garbage service. Peace.
A closed off space which is cut off from reality. Examples of which are endless hallways, a floor that repeats itself infinitely, rooms that repeat over and over, and even a space with no defined borders. The plural of an Instance are Instances.
1: Upon going down a floor, I found myself right back where I started. I must be trapped in an Instance. 2: I was just with my friends and they somehow disappeared right in front of me. I guess I'm in some Instance now.
An error message that appears in object-oriented programming that makes literally no sense for people who are not extremely familiar with the standard terms in programming.
Person A: It says object reference not set to an instance of an object. WTF is this? Person B: It just means the object you are trying to use doesn't exist!