A fork of Rural Dictionary
dude 1: did you hear about freddy fazbear dud 2: ya hes real THICC
The most annoying animatronic there. He stands by the door and does nothing to help you
Man the Freddy Fazbear won't leave me alone
why u searching me up? im a animatronic bear that isnt real. why- fuck off asshole.
y/n: hey lemme type up freddy fazbear. freddy: FUCK OFF BITCH
freddy is from fnaf and the main character in the game when you run out of power he attacks but some times he works like the others
freddy fazbear was in his pizzeria
The one place that is magical, entertaining during the day. During the night time, it's a horrendous, monstrous, scariest, abandoned shit pile of rectum that will rip your gillies out and shit your pants from 12 AM-6 AM, when it's 12 AM, prepare to shit your pants. At 6 AM, be lucky you survived.
Phone Guy: Welcome to Freddy Fazbear Pizza. Night Watch Security Guard: What?!?!
A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.
5 children are said to have been murdered at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. Note: FNAF is an entirely fictional game.
The act of completing The Magician, then when she looks at you with a scared, surprised look you speak in a deep, sultry voice, "SURPRISE."
"Yeah dude last night I pull the Freddy Fazbear Surprise on Her."