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free moustache ride?

When a male performs oral sex on a partner with no expectation of getting off himself.

I heard that he only got a raise because he would give his boss a free moustache ride?

by randy the kount October 27, 2010

free boat rides

Free boat rides is the solution to America's race problem, whereby those who are descended from African slaves (as they constantly remind us), are provided free boat rides back to Africa. There they can be free of all the oppression they experience in America such as welfare, EBT, section 8 housing, affirmative action, science, the rule of law, vaccines, modern medicine, and representative government.

e.g. Bob: "That football player knelt during the national anthem again - how offensive!"

Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"

by flushawaytpp March 05, 2019

Spirit Riding Free

Spirit Riding Free is a childish animation, with the trio of friends Lucky, Abigail and Pru who ride horses and do girly stuff and act like babies. Their horses can somehow understand everything they say, even complicated stuff like ironing, which is very unrealistic. Lucky can learn a trick on her horse "Spirit" (a wild mustang) in like an hour, even a very hard one. lol that's why I hate that shitty TV show.

'Hey, Martha, your kid Gabe and mine can have a playdate today and watch Spirit Riding Free.'
'Mummy, can we not go shopping today? There's a Spirit Riding Free special at 5.00 pm!'

by Granny pig June 09, 2021

free monkey wagon rides

it's when everything is going on $2.50!!!!!!

Hi i'd like a free monkey wagon ride?
$2.50

by Jimothy Akers March 24, 2005