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fuck-wit

A person who professes superior self knowledge but really has only a limited and/or skewed grasp of any subject. These people often float from the bottom of the turd bowl in the form of a middle manager. Fuck-wit detection is fairly easy after about 30 seconds of conversation.

Me: "The problem is the third party vendor for product A, they are recalling their product from this particulat LOT"
Fuck-wit: "Well we are not buying from product A any more"
Me: "Um, well it is not their fault, their vendor is recalling the component"
Fuck-wit, "I can't understand the bad business practices of Product A that they would buy bad components"
Me: "Um, they did not buy bad components on purpose, that is why they are replacing the component for free"

by capngrumpy November 07, 2005

fuck wit

one who has the demener of a fuck who's wit is that of a fuck!!

someone who is of a simple mind set. A fuck wit.

by atlascassidy August 02, 2008

fuck witted

an idividual who by fault of parental conception is a skid-mark on the collective underwear of society. Seeassclown, fuck-fuck, fuckstick, dumb-ass, chris, shane

damn that guy sure is fuck-witted. He is even more fuck-witted than shane. Maybe even more than chris

by some dude July 06, 2004

fuck-wit

Someone who has fuck all brains. Used to descibe anyone who generally does not think about thinks to much. Wit less to the point of being a "Fuck"

That guy Terry is a complete Fuck-wit

by Sammyt December 26, 2005

Fuck Wit

A popular character in VIZ who would have made great entries to this site. "Yark, Yark, Thora Hurd"

Hi, I'm Terry Fuck Wit. Otherwise known as Tony Blair.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

fuck wit

1) english n. ; A dullard, Dunce, Moron, Idiot, Retard

2) ebonic adj. ; Fix, Repair

1) Mortimer left his gas cap on the pump again, what a FUCK WIT !

2) Yo, my mac9 jam at da drive-by last night. You FUCK WIT it fo me homie?

by WORDLE August 22, 2011

fucks wit it

someting that you accept to deal wit it

fucks wit it
i fucks wit the new kendrick lamar single.... nigga.

by 420 professional street nigga January 30, 2018