Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Fudge Packer

A requirement to be on the NFL team the Green Gay Packers.

Sorry Sir you have to be a fudge packer to play on this team.

by SHAKEANBAKE August 14, 2006

Fudge Packer

Being gay with another man and getting poop on your penis.

"Hey look, Tom Cruse is a fudge packer".

by nicholas matthews April 29, 2010

Fudge Packer

A guy that likes it in the anal hole etc. reid

Reid is such a fudge packer he loves it in his ass hole GAY

Fudge Packer

An idiotic ignorant term that was coined to describe 'gay men'. The problem with this is that not ALL gay men *ahem* 'pack fudge' and that there plenty of straight couples who DO. Anal sex is practiced by a varity of couples, not JUST gay men, and certainly not ALL gay men do so.

John "Oh well you know Jimmy and George from down the street? They're gay!" Scarlet "So what?" John "So that means they're fudge packers! Fucking nasty!" Scarlet "Fudge packers? What does that mean?" John "It means they have anal sex!" Scarlet "...John...you and I had anal sex this morning you idiot! So I guess we're 'fudge packers' too aren't we?" John "............Um...well....uh...." OR Eric "What's sup bro, wanna play some video games?" Gary "Not with you." Eric "Okay...why not?" Gary "Cause you're gay, and if you're gay, that means you have anal sex. You're a fudge packer! You probably wanna penetrate my ass right now." Eric "....You're a fucking idiot. Just because I'm gay doesn't automatically mean I'm into anal sex you ignorant retard. It means I'm gay----------THAT'S IT. On top of that, I think anal sex is nasty so wanna try that again? Gary "............" Eric "And please don't flatter yourself with the assumption that I'd ever wanna fuck you. Get over yourself, you ain't no gay guys wet dream!"

by CShields October 17, 2011

Fudge Packer

A derogatory comment usually referring to someone acting like a homosexual. invented 06-04-2009 by folokingx

You freaking fudge packer stop txting me !!! Lol, your such a fudge packer !!! Sometimes you act like a real fudge packer =)

by folokingx June 05, 2009