A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one sleeps with one's thumb up one's own butthole.
Bro i got such good sleep last night with that full moon tomahawk technique you recommended!
Ok... so here it goes: The Full moon party is basically a "rave" that goes on every night of the Full Moon on the island of Koh Phangan, in Thailand. So every month, you have loads of tourists who invade the beach of Haad Rin to party all night. It's a fun night, but it's a really overrated party! Easy place to score with swedish/canadian/ australian/dutch/japanese and spanish girls.. Beware of the bucket!! Beware also of the water, as thousands of guys have peed in it in the last hours...
(real story)
-Hi, My name is Klara, I'm swedish, and I'm really drunk... do you want to have sex?
-You really want to sleep with me, even if we are halfway around the world, and we have never met??
-Are you gonna shut up or are we gonna have sex
- I loooove the full moon party! Let's go to my bungalow biznatch!
When a man just suddenly disrespects you, basically freaks out on you for a few days and then he suddenly calls you and acts like nothing is wrong. Check your almanacs because it's probably a full moon!
That full moon freak called me and he is on another one of his insane trips.
A short fat asian girl with a fat back,large arms and gains weight around the eyes. Usually talks a lot of shit about her friends and shops in the short and wide section. One of the ugliest criers in the world.
That full moon face is about to catch my fade if she opens her mouth again.
When 7 guys masturbate in a circle on a full moon on a female having her period and when they finish on her face, she eats all of their penises
My first full moon massacre was quite the experience
When someone be acting like a damn lunatic freaking out on you, out of their mind bat shit crazy during a full moon
When you forgive them you give them a full moon pass
My girl was flipping out on me last night, I was about to leave her ass, but decided to give her a full moon pass,