A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun; f That special feeling you get when you're drunk and stoned at the same time. It's usually associated with a sense of intense love for everyone around you and a unique happiness. Funky people may also be prone to acts of wild ridiculousness.
Bro 1: dude. Like, nothing in the world could ever be better than this moment .
Bro 2: maaan, you've had 3 bowls of danky dank and I'm pretty sure you killed that whole fifth by yourself. You're funky as hell right now.
Bro 1: Yeah I'm pretty happy with life right now.....gimme a hug.
Bro 2: no...
Bro 1: then let's go climb that telephone pole. I wanna see how high I can get.
Bro 2: no
Second most complex word in the urban language, see shit.
Means BOTH exceptionally good and extremely bad.
Player: “Check out my funky new FUBU Gear”
Player hater: “All I know is YOUR breath is funky”
“I dropped my Civic and that is funky, the gray primer paint job is also funky”
can be used to take the place of a cuss word in a sentence when in the presence of a teacher;
can also be yelled out in chineese resturants and for some reason, it offends them
Mr. Decosimo, i have to go funkis.