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When you wet your penis, then coat it with cocaine and have a girl snort it off your dick. Multiple funnel cakes is called a carnival, and the location it takes place is called the fairgrounds.
So I got expensive blow the other night, found a cheap hooker and had her give me a funnel cake.
The act of excreting diarrea into a funnel that has been inserted into the recipients mouth.
The higher ups yelled at my boss and then he took it out on me. The shit just trickles down. Life is always giving me a funnel cake!
To use your dong as the \"funnel\", your baby gravy as the \"cake batter\" and some hot chick\'s stomach area (near her belly button) as the frier. If you\'ve ever watched or made a funnel cake, it is now abundantly clear.
Damn! Frank was so worried about knocking up his girlfriend he pulled out and made a funnel cake!
When two mexicans are going at it. And the guy's grandfather walks in and gets so turned on by the sight that the last of his cum(which is old and powdery) shoots all over them. In result. you see what looks like a funnel cake.
"ayyyy holmmeeesss! me and my girl got funnel caked last night. it was cochinoooo ehhhh"
The Funnel Cake... dun dun dun DUNNNNNN!
Someone who succumbs to funneling.
I can say anything I wish, these readers are a bunch of funnel cakes.
the act of wrapping one's penis around the scrotum to make it look like a delicacy often found at amusement parks
guy: hey guys come into the bathroom for a second, i need to show you something
other guys: what is it
guy: check out this sweet funnel cake