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funnel

a device in which you drink beer from

"omg...did you see how fast she funneled that can of beer?"

by mary February 24, 2005

funnel

a device for tranferring liquid into a container distinctive by it's small aperture

tranferring milk from a jug into a bottle for storage

by Tinman April 02, 2004

The Funnel

The Funnel is when a male saves up his cum in a bucket for a month. he then puts the tip of a funnel into a girls vagina and pours the bucket of cum into her.

The funnel its pretty awsome

by Funnel user June 02, 2020

Funnel

The collective noun for a group of Freshlings, young licensed skydivers who have less than 150 jumps, or who have jumped out of airplanes for less than 18 months.

"Fresh Meet at Skydive Perris is getting bigger each year. We had a huge funnel last time!"
"On that last load, we had a big funnel, they all had less than 100 jumps"

by Choupinette_17 March 18, 2022

Funnell

A nickname for a person with a small dick.

Girl: that guy last night was such a funnell

by ajak201 January 10, 2011

Funnel

An idiotic or incompetent person.
An unintelligent person.

Ashneel: O shit I accidentally put on two left shoes this morning .. shhiiittt

Irene: o my god! What a funnel!

Zara: FUNNEL bro

by Ziceless November 11, 2016

Funnel

The act of doing coke - to 'funnel' it up your nose. Snorting a line

"I just picked up some nice powder, lets go funnel."
"Man I'm about to funnel six lines."

by Source: Jally Mary Jane Aard February 18, 2008