A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Get Bent!": Literally meaning "bend over so I can fuck you in the ass", get bent is an expletive like any other. By omitting any curse words in this particular assertion of hate, "Get Bent!" retains the severity of a "go fuck yourself" or a "fuck off" all the while staying somewhat innocent. The kind of expletive you could use in front of your grandmother, or when damning a nun.
To reach an irregular state of consciousness through the consumption of psychoactive drugs.
Terry: Lets smoke this juzzie and get bent.
Phil: ok!
Tyrone: I'm just chillin, doin as I do, drinking some potion and getting bent.
A statement that suggests to the receiver that getting fucked might be the solution to their often-trivial problems. Usually used as a slightly more politically correct version of "fuck off", but can also be used as an honest suggestion.
If you think I'm going to do your nasty laundry, you can just get bent
Man, that woman is such a bitch. She needs to get bent.
Is an old miners cuss word meaning to get Decompression Sickness or known then as Cassions Disease.
When they built the foundations for bridges they worked in water tight containers on the river bed (Cassions) and when they came to the surface too quick bubbles formed in the body, mostly around the joints causing them to be doubled over in pain. This is known as the Bends.
This could last a long time.
Once a worker had this he looked deformed, couldn't work and left a vacancy for a family member/ friend etc. of another worker.
The quicker you get bent the better
to "get bent" is to be bent over and fucked in the ass.
get bent like clark kent in a tent