A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sound people with disabilities make when censored by the very government organization that's supposed to be helping them.
I spent three hours pouring out my heart about what was wrong, then they removed the posts. Glah.
1. an adjective that can be used to describe almost any word 2. a huge dick (originated from the game of counter strike)
1. lol ray is gonna be so glahed when he sees this 2. tommy: hey u sat on rays glah? prio: yeah prio: i fuck rays glah up prio: one time prio: his glah had a boner prio: and i sat on it prio: and it broke tommy: LOL!
The ratio of milky, white semen (Goop) in male ejaculate in proportion to the clear, runny semen (Glah)
"Oh so you're fertile? What's your Goop-to-Glah bro?" "I would've used a condom if I had known his Goop-to-Glah !"