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Glah

The sound people with disabilities make when censored by the very government organization that's supposed to be helping them.

I spent three hours pouring out my heart about what was wrong, then they removed the posts. Glah.

by Some Kind of Superstar March 20, 2013

glah

1. an adjective that can be used to describe any word. 2. a huge dick

1. i dropped a glahin` 30 bomb WOOT! 2. hey ray ray, can i sit on your glah !

by priozz January 16, 2007

Glah

A shorter, more gangsta way to say “Glock

They’re here lemme get my Glah out.

by YuOfTheNight November 23, 2019

glah

An expression of approval, esp. in regards to a favored actor or character. Simulated drooling

Oh man, Christian Bale is so glah!

by Enyo September 04, 2004

glah

1. an adjective that can be used to describe almost any word 2. a huge dick (originated from the game of counter strike)

1. lol ray is gonna be so glahed when he sees this 2. tommy: hey u sat on rays glah? prio: yeah prio: i fuck rays glah up prio: one time prio: his glah had a boner prio: and i sat on it prio: and it broke tommy: LOL!

by djpriO January 16, 2007

Goop-to-Glah

The ratio of milky, white semen (Goop) in male ejaculate in proportion to the clear, runny semen (Glah)

"Oh so you're fertile? What's your Goop-to-Glah bro?" "I would've used a condom if I had known his Goop-to-Glah !"

by toilet seat piss April 21, 2022